How To Catch Them All
now, if you’re like any other regian, somewhere on your list of things to do must be to catch em all. here are a few simple pointers that can help you on your way.
1-Be the very best,like no one ever was.
being the very best at anything really helps you in your quest to catch em all. If you win every badge in every gym battle you ever are in, you’re on your way to becoming a world famous trainer (on a side note, losing every tournament you are in won’t matter at all).
2-catching them is your real test, training them is your cause.
every famous person, be it gandhi, derek jeter, picard, or the cobra that escaped from the bronx zoo,has had both tests and an overall cause that they support (which in thhe cobra’s case was getting the fuck out of the zoo). in this case your tests are easy. usually all you have to do is push some boulders or find a secret key. plus, if you get really stuck,there are always other regians and/or the interwubz around to help. also,all you are really doing is throwing a glorified net at some over excited mouse thing.
3-travel across the land, searching far and wide.
this one may be a bit tricky, seeing as you will need funding in order to limitlessly travel the world. however, once you capture a giant pigeon, you will be able to fly everywhere. but it still helps to be either rich or have a job. oh, and you need parents who dont mind if they dont see you at all for years on end. It also helps if you befriend a half-asian, half black-veterinarian.
4-have a kick ass theme song
pay attention to these tips and maybe someday you too will catch them all.